{"type":"standard","title":"Ewa Olliwier","displaytitle":"Ewa Olliwier","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3362808","titles":{"canonical":"Ewa_Olliwier","normalized":"Ewa Olliwier","display":"Ewa Olliwier"},"pageid":13496997,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Ewa_Olliwier_1920.jpg","width":244,"height":379},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Ewa_Olliwier_1920.jpg","width":244,"height":379},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288020888","tid":"23fad8db-2548-11f0-bd8d-b59ad9a68ce6","timestamp":"2025-04-29T22:20:22Z","description":"Swedish diver (1904–1955)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewa_Olliwier","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewa_Olliwier?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewa_Olliwier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ewa_Olliwier"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewa_Olliwier","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ewa_Olliwier","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewa_Olliwier?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ewa_Olliwier"}},"extract":"Eva Viola Elisabet \"Ewa\" Olliwier was a Swedish diver, who won bronze medals in the 10m platform at the 1920 Summer Olympics and 1927 European Aquatics Championships. At the 1924 Summer Olympics, she finished fourth in the 3 metre springboard and failed to reach the final in the platform.","extract_html":"
Eva Viola Elisabet \"Ewa\" Olliwier was a Swedish diver, who won bronze medals in the 10m platform at the 1920 Summer Olympics and 1927 European Aquatics Championships. At the 1924 Summer Olympics, she finished fourth in the 3 metre springboard and failed to reach the final in the platform.
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