{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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